bausprouse:

richarcl:

the truth about cowboys

is that Pharrell
When you had really crooked teeth, you had a cute, skinny body. Now, your teeth are straighter, you’re getting chubby. It’s like you can’t have both good things at the time!
- My mom as she bursted out laughing. -_

fiscal-clit:

but first, let me take a xanax 

(via kaayleidoscope)

Fuck rant

Fuck work, fuck speech class, fuck Andres, fuck.

mangolicioustastytasty:

Sticks and stones may break your bones but tv shows and books will crush your soul to a million pieces

(via thefuuuucomics)

foodchewer:

if ur looking for me i’ll be in the trash

(via pizza)

foodchewer:

cayde:

foodchewer:

*gets arrested for being too cool*

*the charges are dropped because there is no supporting evidence*

image

(via thefuuuucomics)

professional-professional: Would you like it in the vag or ass when I rape you?

a-man-n-progress:

rennskye:

misandry-mermaid:

At least now that I disabled Anonymous asks, your own face is attached to your pitiful hatemail.

image

And if you recognize this ugly mug, shoot me a name!

Thanks.

ETA: He’s been tracked down.

HIS NAME IS BRANDON BAYARD AND HE LIVES IN SUPERIOR, WISCONSIN.

Reblog the shit out of this so it shows up on every background search done by every guy trying to hire him ever.

REBLOGGING THIS ALWAYS, FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT


iwishihadafather:

I wish people would just realize that everyone has a different sense of humor and there’s nothing wrong with that as long as they’re not physically harming someone.

(via natoliath)

stability:

"I PUT THE FUN IN FUNERAL" I yell as I surf down the church steps on your grandma’s casket

(Source: stability, via psa-usuck)

baracknobama:

i hope manners is the next cool trend

(Source: baracknobama, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

rossinabb:

“Ghost Photographs” by Angela Deane